Saturday, 9 August 2008
I shall continue answering questions now. alright elina, i'm not going to answer all of your questions, just the more interesting ones.
1. What would you do if you woke up and saw Brendon Urie sleeping next to you?
A: Possibility #1a
Well that depends, really. If when i went to sleep he was not there and i really did not expect him to be by my side, i would probably start hyperventilating and thoughts that i am going insane would probably fill my mind. i mean, it IS pretty unlikely to happen. anyway. i would first go to the bathroom to brush my teeth, wash my face etc then i would go check if he was still there. if he was, i would make some sounds in an attempt to wake him. then when he wakes up i'll strike a conversation with him asking him why and how the hell he got there. yes.
Possibility #1b
I make him breakfast, then I call Bonnie and Kimberley over and while he eats, we stare.
Possibility #2a
I woke up next to him because we had slept together the night before. If we did, he was probably drunk. if he was drunk, he would have a hangover when he wakes up. before he wakes up, i would contact a lawyer and get him to draw up a contract so that if I get pregnant, he would have to financially support the baby and me. :P brendy with his hangover would just want me to stop talktalktalking and would just sign it. if he doesn't, it leads us to possibility #2b.
I would report him to the police for statutory rape. :P as in, for having sex with a minor. and then i would go public. this would be terrible terrible for the band, so he would probably do it. lol.
2. What would you do if Brad Pitt hits on your mother?
the answer to that, my dear friends, is simple. i do not have a long answer with many different possibilities in it. the one, and only thing i would do is to get myself a mental health evaluation.
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me tired. why doesn't anybody blog anymore??
"oh dear, her infidelity has just spilt all over the floor! somebody help her!"
23:43