Saturday, 16 August 2008
Dear Mr Phelps
You rock. and have really nice abs. Joanne says i'm being disloyal to bren, but bugger that, he doesn't freaking care, does he? lol. yoosohawt.
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he won his 7th gold medal at the beijing olympic games today. that makes his 13th ever. i bet his name is gonna be in the next edition of every dictionary. really, i bet it will. like mark spitz. most major dictionaries that were published after 1972 have his name under "Spitz".
did you see the papers today. the star has a picture of lee chong wei. pouncing onto his coach. his coach sidek, who looks like ramsah. he has that same expression all the time, the whole "oookkk, boleeeeh lah." look. like really laid-back, as long as it's alright, it's alright, and nothing more.
harrrhh. i feel strange today.
pearl lynn, i want to fill a swimming pool full of jelly balls. and then swim in it. would be cool, don't you think. i have a lot of jelly balls now!
did you know that michael phelps has an arm span of 6 feet and 10 inches. isn't that incredible. considering that he has a height of only 6 feet and 4 inches. is that possible? well i guess if his upper body is broad, then yeah. so maybe his arms aren't that long after all.

hmmm......
"oh dear, her infidelity has just spilt all over the floor! can somebody help her?"
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