Thursday, 2 August 2007
I stayed sitting up in the tree in my backyard with pooch on my lap reading poetry about enchanting rose gardens in the spring and taking long walks in the cedar estate and so forth.
well. that isn't really what happened. The truth is, today was not a fine day at all. it was HOT. and HUMID. as usual. and what's more. the stupid trees were blocking the wind from getting to my face. the truth is. i was sitting on the veranda steps. playing badminton with myself while trying to get my dogs to stop licking me. and once i accidentally hit the shuttlecock into my dog king kong's compound, and at frist he ran away from it. then he quickly ran close, picked it up with his teeth and ran off with it. i tried to get it from him, but to noooo avaaaiiill.then i got my maid to help me. i pretended to sayang him, and he let go of it, and my maid picked it up =]
so, some time ago, i had a conversation with kimberley. it was like fanfic in the form of a conversation. and if gerard and mikey way or alicia read this, pleasedon'tkillmeitwaskimberley'sidea. :P
gee: more people love me. i'm the frontman of mcr!
mikey : remember,im hotter.
gee: ouch. and who says? i'm hot, too
gee: loads of people think i'm hot
mikey ; May i remind you that, im not THIRTY?!?
gerard: so what. alicia probably only likes you cuz you're in a band. if you weren't in a band, she wouldn't even look at you. so indirectly, i gave you alicia, cuz i gave you a start in the band.
mikey : so? your probably not into girls anyways. But alicia loves me. Not you!
gee: i am in to mature and smart girls. sure, someone loves you, but that someone is whack!
mikey : atleast i have looovveeee!
gee: anywayz how do you know alicia loves you? she just wants your fame and fortune.
mikey : because, she loves me. and she has no access to my money. therefore. she is broke.
gee: ok then. she'll still be famous.
mikey : good point. but still.. i got a girl in my house man!
gee: you're forgetting something. now that you have a wife, you have to grow up! HAHA. I can stay young forever!"
mikey : the birth certificate doesnt say so being married just means im commited.
gee: you better not deprove on your bass-ing skills with your wife and all. if you do, we'll kick you out of the band. and then alicia will leave you. then you'll have nothing!
mikey : I'll always have the fan girls.
mikey : and i can go into modelling.
gee: you aren't tall enough
mikey : i can be a face model
gee: and model what? LIPSTICK and MASCARA?
mikey : I shall...model...HATS!
gee: right. hats. how many hat models have you actually seen?
mikey : exactly why you need more hat models! damn if i became one hat sales will go up like mad!
gee: sure, headline: "MIKEY WAY MODELS HATS FOR ROADSIDE STALLS AFTER SACKED FROM MCR"
gee: what brands actually have hat models?
gee: and besides, brands don't sell that many hats
mikey : im not sure. if no hats are sold. i shall design my own.model my own and be richer then you.
gee: then you'll have to start from the bottom again. since you're gonna be no one, nobody will give you a chance
mikey : then i'll play the "little brother card " you know " hi im gerard ways brother. and i like hats." or i could go to mommy.
gerard: which just proves i'm more famous than you are. and mom can't help you anyway
mikey : mom can sew. and i never said this was a popularity contest. i just like hats,
gee: where are you gonna get the money for material?
mikey : mom.
gee: if you really wanna make money you need top quality material
gee: mom doesn't have that much money. don't use an old lady's money like that. she'll need every penny
gee: and you better not run to bob.
mikey : i still got money in the cookie jar under my bed.
mikey : i wont. FRANKKK!
gee: D'OH. Frank won't give you anything. he's with me.
mikey : RAYY! ray never liked you. said you were too bossy.
gee: he won't give you anything. he's still mad at you for straightening his hair
mikey : he NEEDED it.
gee: well it didn't last. and he didn't like it. and he didn't need it. he doesn't like the way he looks and he thought the straight hair made it worse
mikey : Then here comes the worse. gerard.can i borrow money for my hat buisness?
gee: WHAT HAT BUSINESS? we haven't even kicked you out of the band yet.
mikey : fine. can i borrow money for my hat buisness when you kick me out of the band?
gee: that depends. how much? and will it make you more famous than me?
mikey : probably. a a couple of million probably.
mikey : i can see it now. "hats by mikey.- gerard is a noob"
gee: HELL NO. little brother, you need to find something real to do.
mikey : like?
gee: play warcraft for people to earn a living
gee: make them pay you
mikey : i am good at warcraft... but i cant be no pro gamer. and its only fun if you play it yourself.
gee: fine. then start your own band. go grab that girl who lived nextdoor when we were little. what's her name again?
mikey : erm... i cant remember. darn she had the biggest crush on me.
gee: yeah whatever. go get her and she'll be glad to play the tambourine.
mikey : i think ma can play the piano...
gee: yeah! and you should get a really cool name for your band.. like "mikey and his mother+unnamed girl".
mikey : hm. then you should start one since your so freakin bossy and let ME run MCR. you can start your own one man show since you think your the best in everything
gee: yeah! maybe i sh-... wait a minute
gee: i'm not letting you have mcr
mikey : FRANNKKK,RAYYY,BOBB! do you hate gerard running the band!?!?
gee:*runs to tie all of them up and gag them*
mikey : hey! assasination is not an answer
gee: see, they have nothing to say
gee: i'm not killing them. they have spitting sickness
i'm curing them
mikey : * frees them*
Frank: I love you gerard, you are my hero. could you get me a beer?
mikey : ray,bob. you love me right?
mikey : I'll get you both 2 beers.
Bob: silence
mikey : EACH
Ray: sure i love you, but what do you think of my hair?
Ray: gerard loves it. he says it smells good. all you ever do is criticize it
mikey : its so hot.
mikey : c'mon bob. i bought you chocolates and i let you win when we play ps2.
bob: you let me win?! you bastard
bob:*grabs drumsticks and threatens to hit him*
mikey : OK YOU WERE TOO GOOD I GAVE UP!
bob: oh. alright then
ray: why were you asking?
mikey : i think i should run MCR.gerard should be a one man show since hes so bossy.
gerard: NO! don't listen to him.
mikey : frankie can sing.i mean he was in a band before right?
mikey : then ray can totally have full guitar control. with the help of frankie since gerard cant play and sing making him useless bob ofcourse on drums and me bass!
frank: woah i can sing! hey dudes where's the johnnie walker? and i want cheetos
ray: but we'd sound different without gerard
mikey : different is good.
gee: well this different would be bad
ray: yeah i don't think it's a good idea
mikey : c'mon gee,you'd have no one to boss and yell around. you wont have to be so stressed.
mikey : me on the other hand. i NEED stress
gee: hey guys.. don't you think mikey would get bossy too? i mean, we do have the same genetics
gee: and brothers are likely to become similar as they age
mikey : he got it from dad.
mikey : i inherited ma's good genes
gee: and brothers are likely to become similar as they age.
gee: so either mikey gets bossy or i get un-bossy
mikey : i promise i wont get bossy
gee: you won't be able to help it
gee: and what happened to "I love hats"?
mikey : thats back up
gee: well fine i'll get mom's support
gee: i can sing. that's talent enough
mikey : your uncoordinated.
gee: so? i can get a personal assistant
mikey : another person you can boss around
gee: well that's what their for
gee: AND, if my one man show doesn't work out, i can still draw
mikey : maybe you should draw then
gee: maybe i will.
mikey : yea.
gee: anyway.. we'll talk about this later. I have to go brush my teeth.
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