Wednesday, 17 September 2008

so i was singing in the shower as many folks do and when i was done showering, i came out of the shower, still singing, and grabbed my towel hanging on the towel rack. i put the towel on my head and began drying my hair. i turned to the mirror and what do i see? a dark thing the size of my thumb moving on the part of the towel on my head. it took a moment but not that long a moment to hit me that the mysterious whatchamacallit was in fact a BIG, NASTY

cockroach.

"AHHHHH!" I screamed pretty loudly. i dropped the towel behind me and saw the disgusting creature go under the towel. i ran out the bathroom into my bedroom. i wanted to get the spray thingy to kill it but i didn't realise it was behind me so i ran around my room trying to look for it. and then i went back to the bathroom and had an "oh." moment. gahh!! i sprayed the chemicals all over the towel. and i felt i just HAD to go back and take a shower again. when i was done i dreaded having to walk past the towel still strewn on the floor. i was afraid the cockroach might come out again! so i got another towel and dried myself, dressed and sprayed the towel on the floor more. then i sprayed the bathroom and closed the door.

now i have to burn the towel. and maybe my hair. :(

"oh dear, her infidelity has just spilt all over the floor! can somebody help her?"

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